“I think she just had a bad breakfast burrito.”

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through the looking glass

Finn: I need to be honest with you, I’m—I’m really uncomfortable right now and I’m gonna say this as nicely as I possibly can, but you look like a… sad… clown… hooker.
Rachel: What?
Finn: This look. It just isn’t you. I mean, maybe when I first saw it, I was caught off guard by the fact that you looked all…adult and stuff, but it’s not what’s really great about you, Rachel. I actually like the way you usually dress—sequined legwarmers and stuff!

Finn: I can’t even be in the same room as her without crying like a girl! I can’t look at him without wanting to punch his face off!

Kurt: Girls. They’re your problem. They’re up, they’re down. Girls.
Finn: It’s the baby. She’s my daughter and…there are so many things I want to say to her and I’m never going to be able to.
Kurt: Like what?
Finn: Well, like how I don’t want her to think that her father just abandoned her. How I’d do anything for her. How no matter what I do, I’m always thinking about her. How I’m going to spend my whole life loving her and she’s never even gonna know.